I hope you are always kind to Udders

This person speaks truth

Second

Not true; keep reading

YSK that these apparatus often have a small hole on the pointy end to through which you can thread a piece of string anchored to a handy nearby organ, all of which is accessed through the autopsy incision 😀

Das some funny shit

Gneiss!

My sediments exactly

And hence, canned.

Well done the both of you

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Warning! Crude pun in title!

That sign clearly indicates “No Yorkies”. No ordinance is being broken here.

This statement is in fact Lab certified™️

The preceding discourse was civilized and adult, and I am a better person for having witnessed it. Well done all.

@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world knows some shit yo

High quality post 👍

Now dammit, as a lifelong Gator apologist fan, I find this particularly accurate insensitive and unamusing

It was precisely like a bad, dirty paper cut that stank of fish munge.

Haven’t seen it mentioned here, so a word to the wise: their beaks are somewhere sharp-edged, and if you were to grasp the beak and your hand were to slide lengthwise (towards or away from the tip), you could sustain a nasty cut.

Source: adolescent me harassing pelicans that were a lil too inquisitive about my days’ fishing catch on a dock somewhere near Cedar Key, FL.

This right here. I’ve known two drivers with this exact habit. Spectacularly infuriating.

Just let me out right here. I’ll walk.