Abandon these monuments to trauma. They are antiquities of the past, serving only to siphon money and emotional energy from the vulnerable.

The rational response is to shatter the femurs of all the teachers who were present and then deny them care for 2 hours. Otherwise how will they learn?

I would prefer the USPS bring back basic banking at their branches.

If they’re going to add anything, add Internet as a Service, since it’s an essential utility for modern living.

Jesus would call his Dad for some Old Testament action

With a Buick

“That’s just three jockeys in a trenchcoat!”

If Eric Adams is speaking, he’s lying

The Incredibles came out twenty years ago?

No reason to leave out the school administrators who willfully stuck their heads in the sand

20 thousand million dollars is an incomprehensible number. Let alone to profit for healthcare.

A functional government would have regulated the entire industry into something reasonable and sustainable decades ago.

So throw her off the bench for gross incompetence and failure to perform her sworn duties. Simple.

Remarkably cogent response

The new Outlook is fucking awful.

How did they fuck up email? Just put them all on the left and let me read and move them in the fewest clicks possible.

Entropy is a helluva drug

It’s just the dormant Confederacy virus reappearing because host conditions have deteriorated

Does SIG make a Legion version of soup too?

Trebuchet my bloated corpse into Dick Cheney’s living room

Texas has been GOP governed for 28 years; this is absolutely what they want.

Companies headquartered in Texas should be boycotted.

[Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick suggests he, other seniors willing to die to get economy going again.

“Those of us who are 70 plus, we’ll take care of ourselves. But don’t sacrifice the country,” Patrick told Tucker Carlson.]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-lt-gov-dan-patrick-suggests-he-other-seniors-willing-n1167341

“Grandma and Grandpa have to die for the economy.” -Texas