Love the digital panopticon, love being tracked by Nazi pedophiles at all times

Ah, you’re right. Instead of bringing up the calendar, it brings up _{notifications}, and you have to click a little pop-up button to see the calendar. Thank God I only have to worry about this on my work computer.

I also want it to have a built-in clock and calendar in the taskbar. But Microsoft won’t even let me have that! They got rid of the calendar!

Quick! Jam it into toasters! Put LLMs into keyboards so they rewrite everything inputted! AI-powered screwdrivers!