Wait, you open attachments from spam?

Who knew they did more than release an annual puzzle?

Same here, I used to have this image in my head of a eccentric entrepreneur pushing technology to the max with ‘fuck you money’.

Sure he said some crazy shit sometimes, but it kind of felt like he didn’t have much of a filter.

Around the time of the Thai cave thing this started to change, but I still gave him the benefit of the doubt until that point.

After that, things just went down hill…

There are plenty of options to ‘put down’ a human as well, but most of those require medical expertise to administer.

Medical personnel generally frown upon the whole idea of putting people down, so they’re not really an option

My ass hits the asphalt at 120km/h, not entirely sure I will still be capable of pooping from there after that.

Good news, it applies to all battery operated devices, not just phones