95% of trips are 30 miles or less. Of course everyone is the exception, we’re all above average drivers here.
And even if it was pointed at random human equipment it’s so far away that you need a very special radio and antenna; not just any old satellite is necessarily going to do the trick. I think the signal strength is around -196db iirc so incredibly faint, and The antennas they use to communicate with voyager are massive.
So debian with a really weird window manager?
Everyone has a test environment but only a few separate prod