As long as they can keep milking sport gamers normal people can get okay games I guess.

Better a terrible end than unending terror

Give 299 billion to Ukraine

It’s a AAA title so of course not. Release buyers are morons paying beta testers after all

Teleport myself into Putin to do the world a favour

I don’t like the idea being part of a country that could kill thousands or even millions of people at once.

And Poland started WW2 or what?

The orange nutjob found his new favourite threat

I can confirm that. At first I thought this “butterflies in the stomach” feeling was just an invention and I had girlfriends but I never felt a real spark. Then I got into a queer space and slowly figured things out. These days I always say I’m either content how I am or I have a happy surprise waiting for me, you could say I can only win.

I took me a really long time and a lot of confusion to figure out that I’m ace

Please tell me this is fake

But most of the 30-40% who didn’t vote seem to be okay with Trump too. Added together that’s more than half of the US.

Man, and I was still looking a bit forward to this game. Why can’t you just be normal, Ubisoft?

An army marches on its stomach after all.

Ah yes, my dad mastered the 2-finger-search-system

Humanity wins again, take that meteor!

The sedimentation rate and thickness of K–Pg clay from three sites suggest rapid extinction, perhaps over a period of less than 10,000 years.

We’re much faster than that.

Life is hard and unfair

When in doubt draw a dick

Humanity will be just another dead branch on the tree of life