Food and water, and a plush bunny. Somehow I feel that they drew the line at the food and water.

Wait, what? OOL here

Can I offer you a blue pill in this trying time?

Everything was down for me. Lemmy.ca using Voyager.

So we’re skipping the Bell Riots and straight into Eugenics War?

Not for a lack of trying

Is it rage bait or are the some of the younger ones really that stupid?

No.

She means for you to tackle the issue, not necessarily fix it yourself.

Get the owner to fix it, call a janitor or plumber, or anyone who knows how to fix it.

It’s an unknown something with a question mark on it.

“Dark matter” is just an elegant term for “we don’t know”.

LOL

Okay, that’s enough Lemmy for today… and it’s only morning, phew

Thank you for your service.

The Epstein Files? Apparently it’s way, way worse than anyone could imagine…

That is so stupid.

I know right?

And their two siblings

The Onion has become the new true journalism lately.

There’s a Super Tux Cart?!?!?!!

Followed by Star Trek: Lobes