Nice try; Americans don’t have public transport.

/s

Write an email to HR, leaving a paper trail in case they retaliate…

If they don’t solve this issue, I would just go home to take a dump and come back without clocking out… If they complain, I would tell them they need reasonable toilet paper.

You might get fired for it, so I would start applying for other jobs before attempting this.

This guy is the actual manifestation of mayonnaise.

Judge: It’s ‘weren’t’ not ‘wasn’t’ ya noob.

Lawyer: Sorry.

Judge: Now write it a hundred times.