NYPariah

Fuck Apple.

Douchebags gotta douche. Fuck yeah, justice.

This is such a backward state. I mean we have State liquor stores. I’ll take any hint of progressive movement forward.

Became?

Perfect title. Saw Brad Pitt in my head. lol

Fuck Lifehacker.

Hahaha. So damn true.

I think tomatoes came to Europe after Columbus brought them back from the Americas. But white pizza, no damn excuse there. With ya on this one.