It might be an opinion piece but that summary is 100% true.

You aren’t going to get the world’s first trillionaires by wasting money on saving people’s lives.

Makes it easier to see which sites to avoid, I guess.

There’s no phone signal where I work and I’d rather not use their app if possible.

My family uses it, work uses it, Microsoft 2FA uses it. It’s a hassle to try to change what other people use.

Meta can fuck off. The moment this shit appears I’m going 100% Signal.

I believe the correct term for “collateral damage” is now “happy little accident”.

Cowards. Hopefully channel 4 will pick it up.

I’m sure your ankle deserved it.

“Move fast and break things” but without the moving fast.

Are they sure that the mental state of a president is a thread they want to pull?

Greengages.

So either racism has gone away or FIFA is A-OK with it now.

To make it better, right? Right?

So they have worked out that LLMs do what they were programmed to do in the way that they were programmed? Shocking.

Nice, but a shame it’s not as easy to remember as 8.8.8.8.

Don’t worry, your personal data will be perfectly safe with the agency with the comedy name, set up by the guy who did Nazi salutes, and which employs someone called “Big Balls”.

Why would anyone think it’s AI? The sound could well have been dubbed in though.

That bunch of wankpuffins wouldn’t know proper swearing if it bit them in the bell end. It’s all just motherfucker this and asshole that. The scrote septics have no artistry to their swearing.

Hooray!

Now do water.