Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.

*will break

Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called “One big Dakota”. We wouldn’t even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.

Hey, there could be Hamas tunnels under those journalists!

Man, someone needs to create an index fund which just follows their moves. If we’re not going to punish obvious corruption we might as well get something out of it.

Listen, I’ve got a yeast allergy thing okay…

I honestly don’t know what she is genetically. We picked her up from a local adoption event. She has a permanently kinked tail and is the most precocious little soot sprite.

There were Hamas tunnels under those {insert object/town/refugee}

Luxury gay space communism or bust

Not shooting civilians. Soldiers have ROE for a reason. Either he was a fucking idiot in which case he should be court martialed, or the ROE allowed for shooting civilians in which case the Hague should get involved.

My guy, my lad, my beautiful baby boy! One side is a terrorist organization, the other is (supposed to be) a government. No one sane has said that Israel cannot defend itself, or that the events of October weren’t anything but horrific. What we are saying is that indiscriminately killing civilians in mass is wrong, full stop. Israel is systematically targeting Palestinians, and I can think that is wrong at the same time as thinking Hamas needs to be stopped.

“Hey man, your house is a war zone now, you should leave”

“Cool, can I leave to a safe place?”

“Well no, we’ll shoot you as you’re leaving, bomb refugee camps, and prevent foreign aid from reaching you.”

“Cool cool, guess I’ll go fuck myself then.”

Given both the source and the poster I’m going to wait for corroborating sources on this.

Penis Praeger is, and I cannot stress this enough, a sad, egotistical, little piss baby.

Culture war induced brain rot

You never know, there could be Hamas tunnels under that cultural fabric.

Ooh boy, a whole 300 liters, or approximately a single 80 gallon drum. What an impressive act of charity from the country actively bombing that same hospital.

All 200 liters they left outside in an active warzone? Yep, that would be super helpful. Might even keep the generators going for 10 more minutes.

Listen man, I get you’re not arguing in good faith here but here goes. The Hamas attacks on Israeli citizens are inexcusable, but they did not and do not excuse the indiscriminate bombing of one of if not the most densely populated areas on the planet. One that I might add has a population that is on average 14.

Is this an easy or quick thing to resolve? No, absolutely not. Is doing nothing a good option? No. Is killing thousands and forcing the rest into the fucking sea the correct response? Fuck no.

At its root it’s actually pretty simple. If it involves killing children, do not do it. If you’d like we can get into the more in depth discussion of slowly forcing more and more people into a terrible situation and how that drives them into the arms of Hamas, but at its root, don’t shoot kids.