You have no news, just like everyone else.

Jokes on you, I can sleep 13 hours a day and still eat six meals.

Rewatched the first one last night and laughed out loud so many times - which is not normal for me.

I live in VA and the closest big city is an hour away.

I moved to a shitty small city a few years ago. My most diverse grocery store is a fucking Food Lion.

Where we are now.

Aw c’mon, you wouldn’t download a shitposter would you?

Pshh. Name one.

I sometimes like to know the general area someone’s from (country or state), so I understand the context of their experience or point of view. It’s not anything I would push if the person felt uncomfortable sharing. That sounds like a red flag.

Dad?

I will never understand people’s obsession with what is essentially a shittier, more expensive walmart.

I ordered a pawed latte.

Sounds like heterosexual, bi-romantic. Labels are only important insofar as you’re trying to connect with people looking for someone who fits that description.

I have in fact done this with amigurumi dolls.

Baby was sleeping. Thanks for responding. I fully recognize this as a subject I’m ignorant on, so I didn’t want to err by over or under -reacting.

Throw the kids under the bus if a parent complains. “I said novio not novia. This is why Braydon has a C.”

Ted Lasso. Teddy for short.

We love Wingspan. Meadow is pleasant.

Just One was a great game for 4 people. Three people have to get the fourth person to guess a particular word. They each write down a one-word hint. If any two (or more) players write the same word hint, they don’t get to show that word to the guesser. It’s a lot of fun when you see the different ways people interpret words to come up with hints and how two (or more) words can work together to make you think of the answer.

Don’t forget to like and hit that spoon so the mush flies off.