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Also I learned that about half (?) of sexual acts on minors aren’t even done by people with pedophilia but because the victims seemed to be vulnerable - so less likely to fight back or tell someone.

Being a pedophile isn’t a choice, it’s a psychological dysfunction. Acting on that impulse is a crime and something to be punished - or treated in a medical facility.

Here’s the neat thing: You will have to. :)

There’s Ship Graveyard Simulator 1 and 2 in which you are dismanteling rusty ships. But on earth. I think it is less sarcastic, but if you like the disassamble part especially, this could be for you. I played a free to play “prologue”/demo version of SGS2 on steam once. People write that multiplayer has lots of errors, however you seem to be playing singleplayer so that wouldn’t bother you, I assume.