Then get some treatment, or go somewhere better.

Well much to my dismay I actually read the article and surprise surprise Fox 2 is just regurgitating Reddit post without doing any actual fucking journalism. Great job team.

At least back in 2016 I could forgive people for just being plain ignorant and not understanding the consequences of their votes, but this time around I really think people are just hateful racist bastards.

You know there is still time to snatch up a fantastic Toyota GR Yaris and elevate your life!

I guess the “current rate” for a canceled flight ticket would be $0…

I find it kind of reassuring that at least our votes actually mean something to someone and the entire process isn’t completely rigged, otherwise no one would fucking bother.

Yes it seems like that should be the duty of a functional government… Oh wait…

It’s like rayiaiiiiiiin!

I completely agree, but would you rather your tombstone said something about your accomplishments in life, or something seriously awesome like “impaled through the chest by a fucking swordfish”

One of my favorites

When did customers become consumers?

Don’t give this dip shit any more publicity.

Maybe they’ve been infiltrated by bad actors from Google, parading around as pro-privacy frauds.

Because his unsolicited overtly sexual advances are extremely disturbing to any person who values their bodily autonomy. It literally sounds like he’s going to kidnap her and put her in a rape dungeon.

Chill fetus, he’s not a native English speaker

Good on ya m8! Double bonus points if it’s a manual.

Ally and AJ

Ya boy looks like he half way to becoming a sith lord. Somebody get this man an espresso.

Schnozz Goblin

Pepe le peen

Rocket Man

Phallic Freddie

Mr. Bojangles

Skibidick

OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!