And that’s the closest he’s been to having an erection in a long time.

My parents raised my brother. My sister, and I grew up in his shadow.

I thought hard work would be enough to make a living.

Anyway…

The one in front is Weenie. Leonard is behind him. Their faces are shaped differently so if they’re in decent lighting it’s not too difficult. They are my boys, and the other three are my girls.

The idea was to find them homes, but I didn’t want to separate them (from me).

I get stood on a lot.

That advice works for women too.

I hope you get to try them one day. They’re delightful.

Tell me you’re weak and small without telling me you’re weak and small.

Cruelty is the point. They want to punish their perceived enemies, and cause pain wherever they can. It’s weak people making a show of strength.

And now trump is going to say he heard people want him to be emperor of the planet.

Absolutely not! I’ve never played The Last Guardian. (Yes)

I have five cats as well. I like having a bunch of cats. We started a gang!

Ok, maybe.

I watched Idiocracy last night. It’s still funny, but it hits way closer to home now.

Looking for Leonard, Hey! Dirty!, Rudy Patootie, Just a good ol’ boy

Those are some with “titles,” but there are infinite spontaneous songs that only exist for a few minutes.

The easiest avenues are Amazon or Temu. I bought it on a whim because it became absolutely necessary as soon as I saw it.

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Totally performative. Just a bunch of assholes.