Danger is the Siamese.

I’m really sorry for your loss. I hope you take all the time you need to recover, and remember that good cat.

I switched to the store brand. Ziplock name brand bags got too hard to open.

That dude is a complete piece of shit. I live in Oklahoma. I hate his fucking face. The Bible is not “history.” It a fictional document. Teach it as literature if you want, but they will likely be presenting the material as fact.

I love this cat so much! Her name is Danger, by the way.

What a gorgeous cat. I have two Siamese.

Women are property. That’s conservative shit. They want this to be the norm. All conservatives are bastards.

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We should aspire to be more like our cats.

I have a really great clowder, I just wish a group of cats had a cooler name.

They’re in training for extreme coziness.

They’re all over each other all the time. They do have plenty of space in the house, and they even allow me a small place to sleep if they aren’t using it. They are nothing if not benevolent.

This country sucks.

Thank you!

She used to make me nervous because she would just appear out of nowhere, and that’s why I named her Danger. As we’ve gotten to know each other better she has been the sweetest cat. The “or else” is reserved for when her brothers and sisters act up.

His brother and sisters have long legs too.

Disorder and Disarray by Rancid. There are lots of great examples here, and I think this one fits.

America sure is free, huh?

I have five cats, and it’s pretty easy actually. I just tape all the holes in the pizza box shut, and weigh the lid down so they can’t open it. Then I hold my plate at shoulder height, and eat while walking aimlessly about my house. Seriously, it’s not a big deal. (Do we do /s tags here?)

Bowing down to the wealthiest people is what makes it a shithole. America sold its self respect to give the rich more tax breaks.