“Excuse me, it’s ‘list of color’.”

“Or die at home from a curable illness.”

Mostly the hookers.

My front page is just flooded with porn. I want the option to view NSFW subs, but not have them shoved in my goddamn face.

I love how it still looks chunky and low-poly. They could have made it super high res and fancy, but nah, they’re preserving the retro aesthetic.

“They’ll be worth 1.2 million, once their value finally reaches 1.2 million!”

I like Doctor Who’s view on humans. We’re really nothing special, compared to other species out there. The Doctor just hangs around them because “I just think they’re neat!”

Oh, hell yes, that’s more like it! Thank you!

I looked up NewPipe on the Google Play Store. First, there’s, like, four different options that are suspiciously similar. I click the one with 4.4 stars (others had, like, 2), and it says it collects and shares location data with third parties, and this data can’t be deleted?

Yeah, I’m gonna have to say no to that.

“Thank you for being a loyal member! As a gift, we won’t fuck you over just yet.”

It’s a classic Turkish move for undercover police to offer membership into the Pen 15 Club, then arrest them when they accept.

Pokemon Crystal Clear! It’s a Crystal romhack that adds in a fuckton of QoL changes and customization. Currently up to 1248 soft-resets, waiting for a shiny Snorlax. Also had to defeat him 250 times to get a chain going that helps with the odds of getting a shiny.

EDIT: Got my shiny Snorlax! Named her Blueberry. c: Strength, Belly Drum, Amnesia, and Defense Curl while holding Leftovers is one hell of an effective moveset.

“Profitable” does not always mean “good”.

Ah, I see.

Unicorn?

Let me grab a shovel for you so you can dig yourself deeper.

They soften much earlier, though. And there’s also the friction of moving against the road.

Well, Spez did say he admired what Musk did with Twitter…

Password1’); DROP TABLE Passwords;–

The old Minecraft Wiki was so great. I was pissed when I heard they got bought by Fandom…

Ah, hm. Well, I don’t have a Pixel, soooo…shit, lmao.