Adorable!

On a huge pile of money.

Perhaps make a movie about it to raise awareness.

I want this to be true, so I’m not checking.

Gotta work my shift at the fudge factory.

Those freckles! Wonderful.

Is this Shame wear?

There’s white, and then there’s white with a hard “wh.”

Remember the shit show that was DeSantis’ announcement on Twitter? I hope this event happens because you know it will be slap-dash and insane.

Been thinking a lot lately about Ridley’s quote in Aliens: “You don’t see them fucking each over for a goddamn percentage.”

We’re so doomed as a species.

Sounds like a lost story from the early 80s.

Did anyone check the boiler room?

Speed-running environmental collapse.

Loaded up fast on my iPhone in the Memmy app.

12 year old me is so mad right now.

Trying to land on the carrier in Top Gun brings back a hit of trauma.

I know it’s his real name, but Doug Bowser sounds like some fake shit the real Bowser would use to disguise his identity.

Amazing you’d think we would have let out a moan or some other sound.

The American way.

Oh no, the consequences of his own actions.