True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

That took me too long

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

I mean… There’s that one species that entered its own stone age…

Isn’t that called a slum lord?

Well there’s you’re problem! You’re disabled, so therefore unprofitable. It’s criminal that you have the ability to live while someone who could make profit for our corporate overlords might not. Shame on you for being a leech on society! (In case it wasn’t obvious, /S)

It’s because for the longest time, eggs were the cheapest and fastest way to get protein into your body. Especially compared to the cost of meat. But now, because of inflation, everyone is trying to be more frugal which just jacks the price of those goods and makes us all suffer more.

Meanwhile, giving myself root access to my own computer is a bitch. I need to just switch to Linux

We should try polka. Nobody wants to listen to polka.

Oh, so your father was a woman?

The sad thing is that I DO want to work. I WANT to go study and become a biologist and hopefully teach it someday. But, because of this fucked up system, have to do what can afford to pay rent instead of what I have been dreaming of since I was a kid.

We already have a word for that: Y’all!

Bruh, I’m 21, and this is me… I might need help…