I have 2. One in the kitchen and one in the garage. It’s a cheap insurance

Everyday when I talk to my wife. I should learn to shut the fuck up sometimes

“If all we’re talking about is naked pictures behind a paywall, the mayor has no issue. However, the chief will determine if there are any policy violations,” they said.

The chief is going to need to “look” at the evidence before coming to any decision

I rented one in California. I was never been so frustrated with a car before in my life. There are no knobs, for ANYTHING. Everything is done through the touchscreen. Try navigating the A/C system in traffic. Or as the sun goes down and the screen brightness doesn’t dim, blinding you as you drive. I will never buy a Tesla, and it starts with the UI of the car. Elon is just the icing on that shit cake.

New Zealand has the same law. Their home prices were shooting through the roof.

Sex, she wants sex. In my experience usually big talkers are small performers. So next time she says she will “eat you alive” tell her to prove it.

I bet they didn’t even upgrade or install a second alternator.

Maybe we should break into their home and see if they want to start peace negotiations. Because nobody calls the police when that happens. Give us half your stuff and we will leave.

That depends if it’s flaccid or not

They would have surely been fired if they had two ethics violations. Only companies get away with a slap on a wrist.

Buffalo wild wings does sell their sauces in the grocery. We go mad over Asain Zing

This has strong dad vibes