Senex

You forgot the 101 news and weather apps

“Gold among the garbage” sums up AI very nicely.

Hostile Hostel

I just bought a car and my wife keeps wanting me to look at all the “final notice” crap we keep getting. I told her if it isn’t from our insurance company then toss it.

Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.

“Ex-Twitter” So now he’s a “Twas”

I wrote a hit song with the Rolling Stones and was able to sing the whole thing when I woke up. It was gone by lunch time.

I did not know Israel has Palestinian women and children held as prisoners. So sad!

It’s obviously magic. Muggles 🙄

Where does this leave Led Zeppelin? Am I guiding said Zeppelin somewhere?

Tweets are now Sharts!

Where’s the Elong Muskrat? He usually gets a stiffie over these kinds of things.

You just described my retirement plans.

No, desperation would be selling off old Twitter door handles for $50,000.

My next computer will be Mint and open source programs.

So…greed.

So just like Mal-Wart. No cashiers except the ones hanging around to fix the self-checkouts.

Musk aint honey. He’s cornsyrup with honey flavoring.

I still remember them spouting about the “gay agenda” and nobody I asked knew what exactly this “gay agenda” was.

I’ve got a golden ticket. I’ve got a golden chance to make my way and with a golden ticket it’s a golden day.