This is genuinely amazing. Thanks!!

And not more than one square inch of peach peel per pound of salad!

Haters will say it’s staged

+1 for honesty

Moisturize me! Moisturize me!

Uniqlo always has good, plain, affordable, business casual options.

Really had me in the first half. . .

(X) doubt

IT WAS OCTOBER THIRD!

Wow

Yeah

Maybe finely chopped peanuts? Tastes similar. Cut to correct form factor to sell illusion.

• Hydronium Oxide

I agree with capitalism being a main cause. Additionally, many people also just don’t want to raise a child. They don’t want the added responsibilities and lack of freedom. Even people for whom capitalism works would rather enjoy their own life.

Well, here’s to hoping that they don’t back pedal this statement immediately.

What a looser.

Oh fuck that

No, but I know where I am.

Lol Russia rly became a laughing stock lately…

Enough internet for the day. That’s gross.