Drunk driving is dangerous. Not believing in a deity is not.

I put a full couch cover on the they usually vomit on it within 2 days.

Gotta love the threats. Love jebus OR ELSE HE WILL JUDGE YOU. No hate like Christian love.

God save… What the fuck?

Art majors need jobs too.

Experience matters more than a degree, but good fuckin luck getting a foot in the door without either.

(S)he and the hat man are personal friends.

Or when the product is already shit and you don’t buy it anyway. Progresso is better.

(Now fully expecting someone to tell me Progresso personally sent bombs to Israel or something.)

Oh no, Ivan was smoking by the fuel truck again.

That depends what your definition of “true” is, and what your definition of “fake” is, and what your definition of “wife” is, and…

I fap freely every month.

Like how Russia is testing the rest of the EU right now.

I don’t blame you at all. It’s styled after the old final fantasy games, meaning very fiddly with a lot of different abilities, and with the added twist of having to dodge stuff fairly precisely which involves a lot of learning. There is a “story” difficulty which makes the game much less punishing, but I still didn’t feel like playing it.

I did watch my girlfriend play though, and soon I was the one telling her to play so I could watch because the story and soundtrack are that fucking amazing. Just watch a playthrough of at least all the major fights and cutscenes and you’ll understand.

The only words my two understand are “get down”

They usually just sit on my chair armrest or chest for love but sometimes my bitch kitty will full flop on my mousepad.

I only pitch it to people who already play MMOs. It’s a massive time sink, and very heavy with cutscenes. Sometimes the story gets really slow (like basically doing chores for people to convince them to help you save the world) but at other times it’s absolutely incredible. I agree that the 4th xpac is some of the best writing ever.

As for spoilers in the game, you should be pretty safe. The game itself will take you through the story linearly and the community is generally very respectful.

You can play the base game and I think the first expansion up to level 60 for free. Be aware that it is an MMO, and they’ve kept most of the content that they’ve added in the game, so it’s pretty daunting starting out.

Mypillow would hire you on the spot

OK Mike Johnson.

There are third party sites where you can sell skins for money.

By “eliminate poverty” he means let robots do all the jobs the poors do and let the poors die.