One of mine took 3 people (including me), 2 pairs of gloves, 2 towels, and half a cat carrier to finally vaccinate. Next visit I told the vet she’d need sedated. He said “I’ve dealt with calicos before.” I then heard what legitimately sounded like a large wild cat screaming. He came back in and informed me they’d need to sedate her.

Team America: World Police was a documentary.

I DECLARE WAR

Reassess your love for dictators.

Spicy. I was just seeing if you were a full blown “DPRK is a democracy” tankie or not.

To better craft my user tag, what happened in Ukraine in 2014?

They just don’t want me to build my rat army because I will become unstoppable.

By that metric, the DPRK is better than any other country. Yeah?

I mean, we got both. Putin has implicitly and explicitly threatened nuclear strikes many times.

Don’t worry about it. You’ll save a ton of cash later, if you catch my drift.

Nah you gotta pick one switch, then they reveal a switch that does not turn the light on, then you get an opportunity to switch which one you picked and you should always switch.

As few as you please on hackertyper

SPEAK UP BROTHER I CAN’T HEAR YOU

Oh, I use ‘is’ than ‘are’?

Rather than.

If true, sure, but I have some doubts about there actually being any evidence that could possibly exonerate her.

Kind of curious if The Room would be a good movie with a talented lead, or just forgettable.

After ingesting their meal, they vomited while also enduring burning in their mouths, noses, throats and stomachs.

who told the outlet that he had ordered from the fast-food restaurant chain Arby’s for him and his wife.

OK but… That could’ve just been the Arby’s food.

I appreciate a bureaucratic fuck up as much as the next guy, but when the hard math is 300 armed dudes outside and 1 armed dude shooting kids in a school for the entire runtime of Shrek, I have no benefit of the doubt left to give. Maybe if it was a dog with a gun they would’ve shot it 30 seconds after arriving on scene.

Dab it with a strip of duct tape.

Maybe I’m dumb but I sampled all of them raw and orange definitely taste the best.

They even lampshaded that in the dialogue. Something about a 4th something that nobody asked for or wanted to make.

The whole movie I was trying to figure out if it was serious or a colossal shit post.