SonnyVabitch

Wouldn’t that volume for sale appearing on the market decrease the price in and of itself?

If their past behaviour is any guide they could also allow felons to own weapons, or at least carve out exceptions for access to nuclear weapons and advanced militaries.

What a hot pile of garbled mess… I envy your confidence talking about things that you evidently have absolutely no idea about.

Great idea! Let’s also expel Italy with its fascist government, or France where the nazi woman got 40+% of the votes last time, or the Dutch and their largest faction in their parliament that happens to be far right. Shall I continue?

We promise it won’t happen again, but when it does happen again, it still won’t matter.

Rest assured that when it does, we will make every effort to promise once more that it won’t happen again.

If you drive. If you use public transport you can inhale other people’s BO instead.

But yes, if you commute, nobody gains only you lose.

Forget the cost of travel, if my commute is one hour, that’s two per day, ten per week, that’s an EXTRA WEEK they demand that I donate of my time to the company each month.

Ain’t happening.

When even the US is telling you you are overdoing the whole bombing thing…

The human brain is capable of wonderful things, and also shit like this:

former adult film star

former adult Benjamin Button

In countries with strict laws forbidding euthanasia, people living with painful terminal medical conditions may take up blowing the whistle on Boeing instead…

Cannon fodder is a gender neutral job.

Hybrid is a compromise that makes no sense to either party. The company still has to maintain an expensive office while being limited to the talent pool within commutable distance. The employee still has to waste countless (albeit fewer) hours travelling while being limited to job opportunities within ~20 miles of their residence.

Sony fabitch!

In the seventies and eighties the communist leaders of Hungary, when talking about the realities of the time introduced some terms to explain the difference of the real world from the ideals.

“Socialism that exists”
“Socialism that works”

The jokes immediately started coming, pointing out that the socialism that exists does not work, while the socialism that works does not exist.

Flour is a common ingredient for thickening stews etc. Not OP, but if I had to guess I’d wager that the flour soaked up all the moisture in the pan, then dried out and started to burn.

Oh so that’s why it’s buggered! Bugger…

I just want to mark the occasion when my previous comment is on 69 points. Noice.

Air Canada offering a refund of tree fiddy.

Friends’ mums…

An absolutely horrifying crime, and I’m not trying to make light of an awful tragedy, but some of these names sound like they were randomly generated from a Hollywood database that includes names like Scarlett Johansson, Eddie Redmayne, Daniel Radcliffe, Amanda Seyfried, etc.