That sounds pretty sweet.

Pfffft. Regular TX prisons dont have that stuff.

Fuck off Amber Heard.

I hear the cartels are doing a great job on running things.

Jackie Aprile Jr. Over here.

Same here.

Pussies. Texas recently increased our legal firework selling holidays to 11 or some shit lol. We still have to go to Oklahoma or Missouri to get the best shit tho. Or roll our own.

That’s a funny name for a “Swedish” gang leader…

Motherfucker, if you’re at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

Get the good shit! If its less than 40% DEET it ain’t worth a damn.

I bet a lot of religious tenets come from a lie that got way the fuck out of hand.

Not a very good driver, are you?

Turdy fo, fiddy.

Mine looks very similar to that intentionally. I sign in to see my subscribed channels and block the fuck out of all the bullshit.

The Israelite cries out in pain as he strikes you.

Fast zombies, or slow?

That’s the shittiest limerick I’ve ever seen.

And they just love to add unnecessary U’s to everything while they sip their tea with their fucking pinkies up.

Quit trying to make young white men feel guilty for existing. I come from poor white trash. As near as I can tell, my family never benefitted from slavery in any possible way. So fuck you. I dont feel bad about something I didn’t do, no one in my family did, and we aint gonna pay for it.

Sure it will! Pillows incinerate just fine. If the crematorium has some dumbasses rule prohibiting pillows, just have somebody burn it themselves and mix it with your ashes.