Metroid for sure.

SNES Jurassic Park. NES Fester’s Quest

I dream of musk reduced to working at a cell phone accessory kiosk in a forgotten mall, peddling glittering iPhone cases and rambling about how he made comedy legal again.

Hating Musk is one of the few things we can all agree on.

Not surprising, what else do you expect him to eat?

And two attempts on Gerald Ford - Squeaky Fromme and Sarah Jane Moore

I’m this old.

I do most of my work at the command line, my co-workers do think I’m nuts for doing it, but one of our recent projects required us all to log into a client’s systems, and a significant portion of the tasks must be done via bash prompt. Suddenly, I’m no longer the team weirdo, I’m a subject matter expert.

I have a Unihertz Titan and love it. I guess they skirted around the keyboard patent. https://www.unihertz.com/products/titan

It’s in the AUR. One can also PKGBUILD and install via pacman manually.

Compared to Internet Explorer it certainly was awesome, as I recall.

This is fine. I don’t want mainstream users. I want niche weirdos.

Britney Spears - Toxic, Shittyflute version.

Surfshark is something like $55 for 2 years; well worth it.

Tennessee as well.

Huh. And I suppose it’s impossible to say if it was immediately before the explosion, or some time before… the Cybertruck could have self-driven his dead body straight to Trump’s door before blowing up.

Oh, I didn’t know audacity would do it. Well I know how I’m wasting time at work the rest of this week…

I have the album I made with them! Some of the tracks are solely composed of Sound Recorder playing non-audio files, but every track contains samples created that way. The quality isn’t the best, this is a CD rip because I’ve long since lost the original files, but since it’s experimental industrial noise, the audio quality doesn’t hurt much I guess.

https://soundcloud.com/themachinal/sets/the-machinal-disturbance

When do we get to the part of the episode where James T Kirk, prime directive be damned, finds the meglomaniacal computer controlling these men, and blows it up?

Windows Sound Recorder used to open literally anything - text documents, pdfs, images, executables, DLLs, and attempt to play them as audio. Photoshop files make especially interesting noises through it. I used to use it for samples. Got some great noisy stuff that way.