wait people don’t understand how microwaves work? dumb lol

Amen to that. It’s also anathema to our origins. We’ve always been a country of freaks, rejects, and free spirits. Conformity is unamerican.

read in Revelations

They didn’t have the reading comprehension to know it’s “Revelation”, as in “the Revelation of/to John”, so…

And ya’ll need to stop using chrome.

Always thought it was wild that she plunged the entire kingdom into what could have been eternal winter, dooming all of her subjects to slow deaths by starvation and hypothermia, and by the start of the second movie no one remembers or cares. They don’t even give a shit when her sister commits an act of terrorism and nearly floods the city. Are they just too scared to act?