Sure, Grampa, now let’s get you to bed.
I was born on my birthday and have been alive since then, except for that time I tried learning Java. It didn’t kill me physically, but I sure as hell died on the inside.
He/Him
Sure, Grampa, now let’s get you to bed.
Not to be that guy, but ackshually EarthLink was founded in 1994 and, for all I know, may or may not have offered email yet at that point.
Also, AOL gang here, we can’t be friends.
[Laughs in pansexual]