Super easy fix, barely an inconvenience. Don’t fucking use Twitter.

Yo ho ho and fuck the police

I protected myself by deleting Twitter the day douche nozzle took over because I’m not a fucking moron.

Welp I’m done, just started talking to my clients about moving to SquareSpace.

I switch to FF like 2 years ago

Yeah, no fucking shit. Could have told you that without the need to spend 100’s of millions of dollars on the investigation. Here’s a free one for you. Google, Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, listen to phone calls and ease drop on conversations near home assistants too. The fact that you get an ad for the thing you just talked about 10 min ago should prove that to even the dumbest asshole.

Nope, fuck Sony

Musk and no, anyone still using it is fine with its issues

Fuck elon with a brick. Nope.

Yep. Those are words

Remind me again what the republicans have accomplished in the last 4 years?

Oh no … oh wait, I don’t give a fuck.

You nailed it. I left Twitter the day he took over, haven’t looked back once. Anyone still using it is perfectly fine with the dumpster fire and can burn in it.

I’m honestly shocked Logan Paul wasn’t at the RNC. Feels like his kind of hangout.

Consume an entire satchel of Richards.

You mean another idiot?

Oh no… Anyway

Cool, then lets get rid of him like one.

Still better than Trump