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Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen
9·4 months agoI’m curious how many of those 7/10 think it’s a good thing
1·5 months agoWhat if he attacks with a pointed stick??
Ah cool, danke! Immer nett zu hören, dass jemand meine Versuche schätzt.
I’m an American who speaks decent German. I’ve gotten this flak traveling in non-German speaking Europe - Stupid American only speaking English attitude thrown my way. Mother fucker I’m in France, a German would also be using English here. To some people the only way to not be “that American” is to speak all the languages.
On the flip side, I’ve had a few Germans ask me why I bothered learning their language when I could just use English.
Not gonna lie, had me in the first half
4·7 months agoGah I really didn’t expect to get CSS-triggered on this thread
Yeah I used to go out in the backyard in summer and catch a bunch of fireflies (we’d always let them go after). Now it’s a rarity to even see one
For the love of God and all that is holy… MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
7·8 months agoYeah everyone knows HTML is an STD
I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites
1·9 months agoI guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?
They didn’t say dollarydoos
I love how all this dark shit comes out of the happiest country in the world
You have to put a quarter in the ambulance before it will drive you to the hospital