‘Heaven is a place in Earth’ was, in fact, released in 1987 by Belinda Carlisle.

Fueled by cheap Big Mac’s, no doubt, though the song neglects to mention them.

Everyone that voted for Cheeto Christ has willingly put their teeth to the curb, so SUKBRICK isn’t far off.

I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

I’m unrelated news, public transportation simulator sales have spiked 175% since 2011.

Can you ask them to wrap up your still born after the procedure like when you have a tooth extracted? Holy crap that is indeed grim.

Way back before computers had sleep mode we were encouraged to shut it down when not in use to save electricity. I don’t think Windows 3.11 had it. The first time I think I remember encountering it was Windows 2000, but correct me if I’m wrong.

So you’re the guy that smuggled in the All You Can Eat Fajitas from Chili’s into my theater last week.

You could have at least shared.

Sounds kind of like Fire Watch in space, I’ll have to check it out. Cheers!

Aardwolf by chance? That was my jam daily for a couple years.

I don’t think I ever got anywhere in that game, I just spent the whole weekend rental tazing poor unfortunate bros…

The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.

“Let me put my my burned CD of mp3s into my discman that is connected to a tape adapter.” Me, until about when Zunes hit,Woot for$99.

My mom held on to just about everything, but for rid of all my early 90s GI Joe’s and my stack of big box computer games.

My poor poor Sierra collection fine to the charity shop once I moved out.

I’m guessing anyone patronizing a pub that is crawling with cats has already been exposed to toxoplasmosis, to be fair.

‘Born to shit, forced to wipe.’

The opposite of this is being that one kid in your kindergarten that completely drops trow at the urinal.

I remember in the late 90s the cops in my large city caught flack for buying SUVs in a city with no offroading and zero hills. They gave the same reason. Now all the squad cars are SUVs.

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But den vatt do we do both de children of de night?