Lots of great advice in here! To add my 2 cents, I’d check out The Art of Captivating Conversation by Patrick King. That was recommended to me from some colleagues, and it’s not a super long read. Good luck OP!

So buying reddit coins and gilding every “fuck spez” comment/post didn’t work? I can’t believe it!

First thing that comes to mind is to maybe try flashing/updating your bios? Obviously you have a version compatible with 5000 series CPU’s, but perhaps there is a newer version with bug fixes for this issue?

Hope to see an update if you figure it out. Good luck!