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I’ve never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you’re videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.

You know what’s up

Shit. That’s a big oops. Been a very long day.

Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.

Saddest day of my life not being able to get a hotdog without a card. Woman literally laughed in my face and said well if you’re too cheap… I wanted to go home and sic my wife on her. But I’m petty like that. A month a ago and I’m still so but hurt. Like why insult me and my finances?

https://images.app.goo.gl/abV6eShqNFoa7D727

I love as a Sr Software engineer every company I’ve ever worked for goes tits up because of … WiFi. Lol like wut? Are we not the embodiment of tech? I have a nighthawk router and NEVER have wifi problems. My ISP is less sturdy than I am. And I’ve regularly had entire engineering teams connected to the same router with full speeds. I love you router.

My man!

• super mega death pownce, “Look John. We need to talk.”

Yes.

Years ago I was working in a sales / support call center. One day in between calls someone posed the question of if you had to sleep with someone of the same sex who would it be. Obvuois answers were things like George Clooney Brad Pitt etc. one of our team was extremely introverted so it was normal for him not to participate.

3 weeks later he pipes up, “I’ve given this a lot of thought and If I had to sleep with a man it would be Jesus Christ” 3 weeks later. Blows my mind he was in deep contemplation for so long. I still am taken a bit back.

The reason? “Jesus seems like he’d be a considerate lover with strong hands.” Beautiful.

My heart :(

We are witnessing a hate crime.

We don’t speak of the war.

I appreciate this. Can I have a listen? I also make music… Sometimes.

Welp time to watch The Never Ending Story. Falcor 🫀

I love Apollo

Sick alliteration gangsta!

:( oh noes