That last line says everything I wanted to say

I’m spending close to $1,000/yr to keep my 2009 car on the road and that beats $1,000/month by a long shot.

Just another in a long list of reasons to not use Facebook

It’s missing a word

“Was” pissed in public

Or

Was pissed off in public

At least that’s how I read it

*bribe makers

Thank you

Thank you

Ways to get banned in 1 step

Horseradish… interesting do you put that on dark meat, white meat, or do you get adventurous and put that in the red meat?

I tried adding bbq sauce but I found it really only works with dark meat.

And there’s two things I never needed to know

Eating with the mouth?

Exactly how else would one eat eggs?

The school didn’t close the polling station. Don’t punish the school

Yeah can’t really say no to orders in the military. (Unless they are obviously unlawful)

A girl decided she wanted to ride the stick shift in her pickup. She got on, then got off, then discovered she was stuck and couldn’t pull out. This was before the days of cell phones. Not sure how she got someone’s attention so they could call 911.(emergency)

Depending on my mood.

Ta: teachers assistant (check my history and you’ll see sometimes I’m helpful)

Or

Ta: Total asshole (check my history and you’ll see examples of that)

I love how everyone always assumes what the ta stands for. And almost everyone gets it wrong.

Reasons not to have kids.

Ai taking jobs

Income not keeping up with cost of living

Healthcare costs(in some countries)

Thank you for the information

Well played