Is there? Mind sharing the link?

Also remember there is, and has always been, a reliable pipeline of old fucks moving to Florida to retire. They are mostly conservative, and boy are they reliable voters.

Guessing Seinfeld is not among them

Learn a little docker and start self hosting stuff! Pihole is a great one to start with, but there are lots of other awesome projects out there:

https://github.com/awesome-selfhosted/awesome-selfhosted