It’s like you’re looking right at me with these things, damn!

If your car doesn’t have this, you can put one of the shoes you’re wearing in the back seat with the child… You will not walk away with one shoe.

In Massachusetts it is state law that a child care center/home/facility call parents if a scheduled child is late being dropped off. For this reason I think it’s a great regulation.

A…fleshy?!

Same but I don’t use a knife, you can just snap bananas in half with your bare hands!

You really did get used to it in the sense that I don’t remember it making me sick to be around it(my parents, aunt and grandma all smoked around me from birth to about 14 when I was diagnosed with asthma). But now if I’m around any cigarette smoke at all I’m sick for at least a week (congestion, cough, sinus shit) and I don’t know how I rode in a car as a child with 4 adults ripping butts. Disgusting.

How else is the town gonna get new benches without the soft plastics?!

Background-sleep-noise people unite! I have a sound app that has tons of options, like boiling mud is a choice, but no star trek warp core! What a missed opportunity, I wonder if I would prefer it to the"red noise" option I use 🤔

I know, me too!

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).

Thank you, that’s high praise!

Just trying to blend in with you internet youths! Is it working?

“I’ve been on fire, and yet I’ve still stayed frozen”

CAKE No Phone

I tried my hand on one of those AI image makers… Almost got kicked off twice because apparently “like-a-virgin-era Madonna but a sturgeon” is considered inappropriate somehow.

Treat yo’self!

First, last and only thing you’ll ever do Edge!

It’s a miracle I’m even here on Lemmy when it’s this new honestly, I’m easily a decade behind the times!

Anyone rocking sandy-sounding knees when going up stairs or just me?! 😩