Yeah I married one that has always been loud af and ready to scrap with anyone, especially me.

So we really like you and we were wondering

The guy robbing the bank letting me grab a sucker and leave because my shoes indicate I’m not in the class he’s mad at

I’d let you on but Mr muffins doesn’t like you and I prioritize my vengeful piss machine that behaves exactly like a methhead every night at 3am.

Cancer roulette

If you get 10 bros to sign up on the app and they upload verification dick pics, we will send you a free pair of truck nuts and a gator mask that is signed by RFK and whoever is in charge of ICE on the day the items are shipped out

Hell yeah, brother, see you on the app

You think I’m doing penis ratings for free, mate? Download the app

The real question is, is that guy the kind that supports oil loving autocrats? The shorts say yes, but the hat says maybe not.

Now do this for guys and their penis size based on what they drive, wear, hairstyle, and what cologne they wear

Weak

Well, the thing space is moving into and across. Or the nothing.

Do what now? I haven’t ever supported genocide in Palestine and I don’t support Russia invading Ukraine. What are you on about?

Man, it’s almost like the ideas of borders, sovereignty, negotiations and international law had some sort of purpose and protected not only the weaker, smaller nations, but also the bigger, slower moving, cumbersome, stagnant nations that rely on fantasies of former power and invincibility.