I’ll believe it when my CEO announces that our hiring freeze has been lifted and that we’re no longer under threat of closure. As of right now, we haven’t heard shit.

I’ll take “Things a dictator says” for 800, Alex.

Where’s my “I’m up all night working alone, cause today is just another day” crew?

Of course he wants to protect the rapists… Trump protects his own.

What’s most concerning is the message this sends his supporters… It’s totally alright to murder people who are “bad for the country.” Very sad, yes, but totally deserved because he had TDS…

Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours…

As a big middle finger, they’ll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.

But if they just put it in the title, people won’t click and get bombarded with ads! Think of the big corporations!

Same, I’ve been renewing online for the past 12 years. This year I had to go in and they gave me a hard time over my points. Apparently you can’t have more than one letter from the same government agency. I had 2 from the DMV and was like, “This is literally you guys! Two separate forms. Two separate dates! You don’t trust yourselves enough to get it right more than once!? Like, trust me dude, nobody’s going to the DMV pretending to be me. No sane person would put themselves through that torture just to steal my identity… Nobody wants to be me, it doesn’t come with a whole lot of perks.”

Thankfully, I just had my passport renewed, so I said screw it and got my regular one.

Tomorrow, Trump suddenly develops an inexplicable, intense dislike for Namibia…

Huh… Must suck being on the end of those.

Hey… What’s this? And this? Oh jeeze, and a movement to censure?

Yup, must really suck…

Bingo… This shouldn’t touch mainstream news until it’s been reviewed and reproduced.

Why not? He’s already working on bread lines.

Thanksgiving Edition: I’m gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.

All this tells me that there’s now a cloning service that caters to the bourgeoisie…

Hey… What’s my nose doing on the floor!? It was just on my face a minute ago!

Why’s this bloody knife in my hand? I couldn’t have done this… Could I? No… I don’t think so.

I should check it for fingerprints. What!? Only my prints are on it!?

Stranger and stranger…

This is the part when you hire a lawyer and start suing everyone for everything you can…

Well, they seem to think pedophilia is too, so… yeah… That’s the kind of piece of shit we’ve got here.

My coworker gave me the same spiel and keeps complaining about how the local shoprite is too expensive and she won’t shop there anymore. My office is so hopped up on copium that I just don’t bother anymore.

I think of it as an RPG ruleset, like DnD. Most of FF games follow similar mechanics, class systems, sometimes there’s the same monsters, and sometimes there’s crystals that do stuff.

I agree though, FFX is really good.