It’s always the ones you most suspect…
It’s always the ones you most suspect…
This better not awaken anything in me…
So what I’m hearing is the limit is 19.
That’s so true!
What are we talking about?
Yeah I was being super facetious. Those things are trashed.
You don’t want to touch that with your bare hands. Safer to use a magnet to make the transfer.
Pretty sure it used to be called the Labrador Peninsula.
Lmao here we go! I’ve always loved the variations of this copypasta.
The fun part about that is, if you just let the calves they birthed drink the milk, nothing happens to the mother!
Just a quick reminder in case anyone didn’t know: no such thing as a dairy cow. Mammals typically lactate after giving birth. Doesn’t matter if it’s a cow or a human. If you intervene in the calf (or baby) in order to harvest the milk, there can be complications if not milked regularly.
Additionally, cows don’t continue to make milk (just like humans). They need to give birth each time, however you can pump them full of hormones to prolong the lactation in order to maximize the profit.
That’s part of the reason “dairy” cows only have a life expectancy of 4-5 years in an industrial dairy farming setting vs a ~20 year life expectancy at a sanctuary or in the wild.
The question is: what happens to the calves? The answer may surprise you /s
OP is salty a Ukrainian farmer towed his tank away with a tractor.
Иди ешь дерьмо, товарищ.
So I did Barbenheimer today and I really think I should’ve watched Oppy as a palette cleanser. Barbie was an unexpectedly emotional movie.
“We’re not allowed to assume where OP is from anymore, but they definitely only have the one joke.”
Hey OP: Eat. Shit.
Yeah that’s the offer out of the gate if you’re an existing Verizon customer.
I just switched from Xfinity 1200 Mbps cable to Verizon 5GUW home internet @ 350Mbps. The Verizon plan has been consistently outperforming the Xfinity plan. It was really unreliable\flaky. I’d drop work calls and data transfers, or get booted from games multiple times a week. I opened so many tickets over the course of 5 years and it never really improved. My Verizon plan has been rock solid for about 6 mo now. Also the Xfinity plan was ~$120/mo. Verizon is locked in at $35/mo for 10 years and no data caps. I’m not gonna be looking back.
Ah, thanks. I tried searching that and initially it didn’t work. I was searching g under communities but when I switched to “all” I was able to find it.
Ok. I’m new to lemmy. I cannot figure out how to subscribe to that community from here. I don’t need to create a new account right? I should be able to search for it and subscribe, but I can’t find it in the all community search.
This skit is one of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen and it never, never fails to make me laugh.