This broke me. 🤣

social media should go back to being a purely chronological feed, curated by the users themselves, and cut corporate influence out of the equation.

But then how would they make money if they can’t keep users doomscrolling forever to keep serving them ads? Won’t someone think of the shareholders?!

Recursion!

Have you tried 15 more reboots?

Looks like I switched to Immich right on time.

Unfortunately deleting my photos out of Google now is a futile exercise. No matter what Google says, I’m convinced that they just make the photos unavailable to us, but don’t actually delete anything, ever.

Trade-in value, plus $400-500 USD. I generally change my phone once every 2-3 year, so I figure ~$150 per year amortization is fine.

They may not have a siberian orchestra, by they do have a teen chapel.

But Russia isn’t going to deal with the agreement

I’m pretty sure Putin is gonna have to deal with it.

Chaotic evil is “makes you create a ticket, doesn’t work on it, and then blames the ticket for the downtime to the CEO.”

Putin was elected too.

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Bwahahahah! Sorry, almost made it through with a straight face.

Nothing and I mean nothing will kill this faster than some leaked chats, emails, and browsing history of a few politicians.

Good advice. Take it up a notch. Why bother going to another country first? Just shoot yourself in the head before being sent to the front lines.

Glorified autocomplete. That, and Clippy.

I see what you did there. Had to zoom in a little.

I’m not your buddy, guy!

https://youtu.be/m1JakODvYhA?t=20s

Why didn’t we hear any of it from this Ken Buck character while he was still in Congress? Bunch of fucking cowards, the lot of them.

Alrighty then. If corps want to train their AI on all the content they can scrape without worrying about copyright, then they can’t complain when I torrent their shit without worrying about copyright too! Deal? Somehow I don’t see them taking that deal.

Recently finished my very first play through of all 3 Mass Effect (Legendary Edition) games. Started Mass Effect: Andromeda, but for some reason it triggers horrible motion sickness after 30 minutes of playing. As in, “I need to have a barf bucket nearly, and then lie down for the rest of the day” kind of bad.

Undercook, overcook - straight to jail!

Two software developers walk into a bar…