When the article was first posted it said "Published in 2025…”, at least they corrected that heh. But yeah factorio had been around for a couple of years by then.

How many did you fucking drink?!

No, it was actually iPhone:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linksys_iPhone

But they went in order of sign up, so if they had used this model from the beginning those users still wouldn’t have been able to get that username.