clb92

guess what just broke on my laptop after 2 years

I’m guessing it was the floppy drive?

Could we stop with the viruses for a while, please? Just a few years is all I ask.

I like how it basically generated the Ubisoft logo.

“No, it’s true, I swear! The coffee machines on our side can do both espresso and latte! And all the American barracks have 2-ply toilet paper! It used to be only 1-ply, but then last mo— What do you mean ‘this guy is useless’, I’ve just given you everything!”

Calckey sounds like a calculator/math/graphing application and Firefish sounds like another generic fork of Firefox.

Relevant XKCD

I vote for Caddy anyway

TT-RSS

Will you join?

If it’s ActivityPub and federated, surely I won’t have to?