IT Nerd of 30yrs and avid hobbiest of genealogy, geology and science in general.
Shivers…
I remember when I signed up for SO and was immediately put off by the fact you couldn’t post a conversation asking for help until you had helped others out AND gotten enough positive points.
I still did it, but damn their moderation system is ass.
The faint whiff of dog fart probably permiates from that window too.
I don’t like Assassin’s Creed or Tom Clancy’s games enough anyway: Ubisoft now blocked on my Steam list.
SO PTSD is real.
They ended up meeting for dinner at Chipotle. Later, they had a few beers his place, got high and shared a mutual Dutch oven under his Grandmother’s quilt. The rest is history.
This was from the late 1990’s btw. I got it over ICQ around 1999.
My mind is ruined of these thanks to my grandmother who, in her final years once proclaimed ‘I can’t eat figs, they feel like Delbert’s testicles in my mouth’.
Thing is, Delbert was… my grandfather’s brother.
Video on X and ticktok, both horrible sources but all I can find
Reminds of of Adam Carolla when he was hosting the Love Line radio show in the late 90s to early 00s and swore he jerked it 50 or more times a day… Talk about chaffing lol
Still waiting for that DDR5 update so I can download more RAM… Funny how old memes can make a full recovery to relevance.
Let’s not and say we did…
Minix and FreeBSD…
/runs; hides
No, you were just a choir boy who enjoyed the additional “1:1” priestly attention.
"What are you doing, Father?”
“It’s called masturbating and you’ll be doing it soon too.” The priest replied.
“Why, Father?”
“Because my wrist is killing me.” The priest replied.
Just what they voted for!
Best there is right there. I only can seem to find it at BevMo though.
Best part about being in Asia is you’re a couple hour flight to Thailand, Singapore, India, Malaysia, and South Korea where such things like medical tourism is common for Chinese.
or you could just, you know, get a 16 minute vasectomy procedure and bypass all that.
Fully reversable if you ever want kids, truly a better option and something I wished I knew when I was younger.
Fuck this Russian disinformation site and fuck Russia.
edit:
Extending the fuck yous the user who posted this: @jankforlife@lemmy.ml who is an obvious Russian troll.
Nah, I’m a stern believer of forced castration for people like this. Shoot his junk off.
This explains it the best and saves typing (sorry, tired).
https://www.flexairco.com/news/2025/helicopters/how-high-can-a-helicopter-fly/