The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss
The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss
“The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage”
Apparently he isn’t very good at being a terrorist. It didn’t even manage to knock down the door and I can’t even see any damage in the picture.
I hate the interface rework that requires you to use your mouse, and won’t play new versions because of it
Um acktsually you could manipulate the keyboard with a low-powered pellet gun
One second, let me try to recreate Ron “I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan” Desantis’s thought process:
Inhale
WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go disinfect my mouth
zero tolerance intelligence policy
I’ve been using the same off-brand MP3 player for like 15 years now. That thing is indestructible and has better battery life than my phone
I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.