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Maybe there’s a donut shop next door and he can creep out the staff there.
not doctored.
plus, he’s holding a 24…
They release heat however they want and whenever they bloody-well feel like it.
Basically, they breathe with their mouths open, which becomes panting when necessary…
A common cooling mechanism, cats will breathe with their mouth open and tongue out, accompanied by heavy breathing noises, when they’re too hot. As the heatstroke worsens, the panting will increase. Panting is a perfectly normal response to overheating and should begin to subside as your cat cools down.
That would be 3 different Chinese buffets over a 5 year period!
Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
It’s a siren eliciting the howls.
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It’s the perfect hunting rifle for when a herd of deer stampedes.
I stole this:
“Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire In Apalachee High School In Winder, Georgia; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene … more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops …”
Fuck paywalls.