And what about maybe also adding in a friend or relative that’s with you so that you can inform the cop that one of you tells only truths and one of you tells only lies. I think we’re onto something here. ‘Dispatch, I’m gonna need the Riddlemaster to come down here. We got another one.’

Imagine if the individuals that put pen to paper and have their names attached on the initiation of this purchase had to face the financial repercussions - or any repercussions at all - to also undo it. Boy, that’d be something. Accountability. What a wild foreign concept.

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