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Costello’s sheepishness after the judge cleared the room and took him down a couple notches was epic.

Mitt the Shit should STFU.

This ought to happen everywhere. Either I’m the admin on my machine or I’m not. If it’s not, I’m not sure how much longer I’ll tolerate a Windows machine.

How about a nice cup of shut the Trump up?

Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.

“I should know. I’ve been embarrassing my state since I was born.”

Gov. Cox, probably.

The only way I’d watch Tucker Carlson on purpose is in a cage fight with Mike Tyson. Pay-per-view is fine, but I’ll travel if I have to.

Winter, you say. It felt like spring yesterday.

Given trade, it doesn’t seem to be in their best interest to cripple the US.

Nope. Not even once, and that’s just fine.

They meant to say fecal recognition. They’re struggling to determine the difference between a Whopper and a whopping dookie. No luck so far, and I doubt an app is going to help.

I’d wager over half that sub is posting from Moscow.

I used to live there a long time ago. It wasn’t terribly stable then. It’s sad that it’s only gotten worse. It’s a beautiful place, with some of the kindest people I’ve ever known. I hope they find a way out of this.

Sociologists call it anomie.

I think you might have it backwards. An empathy deficit (sociopathy) is highly correlated with the C-suite. It’s not that sociopathy makes a person a better leader. It doesn’t. It’s more that a person with dark triad traits isn’t going to care who they step on or what lines they cross to get there.

In other words, they were already screwed up.

Ben Folds. He’s got classical, jazz and rock chops, with a full helping of the wit and mischief in his lyrics.

There’s nothing objective about that opinion at all. I think Mariah Carey’s song is cynical corporate kitsch written for one reason and one reason only: to make money. That’s why I hate it.

I can tolerate some of the secular big band/swing songs, and there have been a few decent ones since then. Fiona Apple does a brilliant cover of Frosty the Snowman. Vince Guaraldi’s work for the Charlie Brown Christmas show is still wonderful.

Mostly because he wouldn’t be able to fill it with booze.

I’m not sure I realized that. Are you getting that info just from the app store, or are you detecting it somewhere else?

Podcast Addict has worked for years for me, and he’s constantly improving it. Why the fuck would I ever want a paid service to manage and profit on the podcasts I’ve always listened to for free?