My ego. :(

It’s not the only thing about me that’s too big to handle! Heeeeyo

RIP, Trevor. :(

If I wrote out the actual correct answer here, the FBI would open a new file on me.

Hey listen: California is vital for Denmark’s security, for some reason. Also, the Danish prime minister was snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize, so that means that they’re going to invade us if we don’t comply with the sale.

Wouldn’t induce as much apoplexy in the diaper wearing fuck. But would still be funny.

Given that the Nobel Prize is basically the moral equivalent of a cracker jack prize at this point, and given that it’s guaranteed to make the Toddler in Chief choke on a McDonald’s cheeseburger, they should give it to Obama. I mean, what the fuck - after giving Kissinger one, it’s not like the committee assigning them can be said to stand for anything approaching morality. Might as well do it for the memes.

She’s not doing it in the interest of Venezuela. She’s doing it so that he’ll make her the puppet leader of Venezuela. She’s not Gandhi; she’s Vidkun Quisling.

I love the smell of barbecued xenos in the morning. It smells like… glory to the emperor!

“Hey, citizens, we’re out of money thanks to our ruinous, idiotic, 4-year-long invasion of Ukraine. Instead of holding our military and executive to account for our stupid, fascistic foreign wars (oops, I mean foreign military exercises!), we’re going to create laws that put extra scrutiny on your transactions. Hope you don’t mind!”

Welcome to the culture war I guess, Calibri. God, this timeline is dumb.

Klingon. I would love to hear my cat yell about glory while attacking a random bit of lint he found on the ground.

Edit: I realize you said “human” language, but a human invented klingons and their language, so I’m saying it counts.

And UFC.

Ok, but it’s providing information to advertisers about your activity, right? When I click on something, Firefox sells that information. Whether you consider it “personal data” is irrelevant; it is data about me: my actions.

You seem to be pretty hell-bent on defending Mozilla here. You work for them or something? It really is very simple. They started out more idealistic, but then they realized that things are expensive and there’s money to be made, so they sold out a little. It happens.

This counts as a “sale” even though no actual identifying information about you was exchanged. They mention this in the paragraphs I attached, when they talk about data sent via OHTTP.

I mean… it should count as a sale, because it’s a sale. They are selling information about browsing habits for money. Regardless of whether they include identifying information, it is still personal data that they are selling. They removed that line from their FAQs because they changed their minds about selling personal data. It has fuck all to do with weird legal definitions. They promised they wouldn’t ever sell personal data, and then they were like “wellll…”

As an example, the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA) defines “sale” as the “selling, renting, releasing, disclosing, disseminating, making available, transferring, or otherwise communicating orally, in writing, or by electronic or other means, a consumer’s personal information by [a] business to another business or a third party” in exchange for “monetary” or “other valuable consideration.”

Yes. That is selling. If you exchange customer data for money or other valuables, that is the definition of “selling”.

And if the vote never materializes, or ends in inevitable failure, will you apologize for posting stupid fucking hypotheticals like this one?

So wait… does he still think Ukraine started the war? I’m so confused. Did Putin turn him down for a loan or something?

Because the Russians have mostly stopped using armored columns after getting a huge percentage of their stocks destroyed during armored column assaults. They still have a bunch of artillery left, though, and Russian military doctrine leans HEAVILY on artillery, and has done since the Napoleonic wars.

553 fucking UAVs? Man, fuck you, Russia! That’s fucking nuts.