Ours has leaned they are not allowed in the counter when we’re watching.

“Tiajuana? No, that’s too easy. Ensenada!”

Thomas Jefferson never added airplane safety regulations to the Constitution ergo, it’s completely unregulated. Also, Justice Alito would like to cite a man with tapestries tied to his arms as he jumped off a cliff in the 9th century saying of course it’s safe.

I’d like to know.

I want to go out on my own terms. If that means I don’t have to save so much for retirement… Great, I can go on expensive vacations now instead of later.

And then I can do what needs to be done without regrets.

My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.

I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”

Right.

Owning one or two residential properties is fine, more is problematic.

I say “two” to handle the very common case of children putting their parents’ homes in their own name because Medicare clawback rules will take the home after they die if you don’t do it early enough.

The documents were delivered by GOP congresspeople during Trump’s term, over a July 4 holiday.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/395719-gop-senators-visited-moscow-on-july-4/

The Internet says that the total cost for a degree from Johns Hopkins medical student per year is $64,665. In addition, various indirect costs like books, housing, healthcare, various fees, living expenses, and so on, bring that same estimate up to around $105,000 annually.

$1,000,000,000 invested in a stupid boring index fund at an estimated 4% return yields $40,000,000 in interest alone, or, using the above numbers, enough for 380(.95) students each year.

Based on this quick page from their own website: https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/som/education-programs/md-program/our-students/class-statistics

Wherein they accept just 266 students, it could last for a very long time.

Trump can’t stay out of the spotlight long. He’s wholly incapable of not being the center of attention.

In other news, did you see his name in those Epstein records? Turns out he allegedly raped a few kids, so there’s something fun for Republicans to condone ignore.

Biden could trot out as a half-rotten corpse and I’d still vote for him over a serial liar and traitor to our nation.

Fyi: people often take out more than one loan, and leave the lowest interest federal loans for last…

The Court has to know that ruling a former President immune for breaking the law isn’t a viable decision.

Like, it would immediately make any sitting President a king, and supercede the Court’s power.

Which is why they’ll wait, but rule he isn’t immune. Not because it’s the right thing, but because doing otherwise would make the Court less, and they’re selfish fucks that want to be on top.

That’s all well and good, but remember,

concurring opinion

…is what matters at the end of the day.

Standing up in the face of oppression and bigotry is the point.

In this case, remembering standing means they don’t have to double down and rule on abortion itself again.

my mom mostly stays downstairs and her friend mostly stays upstairs

So you’re saying your mom is a bottom? /s

“Training data”

I have frequently complained that the cat doesn’t do anything useful except generate poo, and what can I do with that?

My demands to get a job are met with disdain.

Altruism is never going to be the way to get companies to do the right thing. Instead, making the wrong thing a financial liability is.

It’s only new-feeling cause it’s been 20-some years since we’ve had a democratic control of most parts of the government.

It’s pretty neat, right?