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  • folaht@lemmy.mltoMemes@lemmy.mlHow screwed are you?
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    12 days ago

    I don’t know if I’d be better or worse off than pokémon fans.

    No phone, no computer, end of the world being neigh, monsters roaming the land, but living in an idyllic cute little town where none of that happens, so I’d surely be fine.

    Although I would probably get sick of hearing the towns people saying the same over and over again real quick and get jealous of not being able to do magic like some of the heroes.

    The mext that comes to mind is life expectency. Will I get old? I don’t see a lot old people in my favorite fictional world.

    They have cups of wishes which revives other players, so I’d have to make some friends there and I’m probably set for life.

    Oh, and medical herbs that cure any illness would be awesome to cure the ones I have.

    And I could restore my health by eating candy and chocolate all day.

    … Unless I will live in that other fictional world, in which case I would say there’s a whole of that going on… with the protagonist… except for that one world but the women there are weird… on second thought I’ll stick with my fictional game world.





  • This is more like Texas seceding on good terms, then after a couple of years a communist coup happens and the new Texas president joins the Latin American Nuclear Defense Organisation aimed against the US and supressess the non-Hispanic population of Texas prompting a small civil war within Texas by people not wanting to be part of a pro-Latin American government, and then the US helping and ultimately invading the parts of Texas that was never part of Mexico ever and then Mexico calling that a full-scale invasion of Texas that must be defended at all cost.