I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.

I’m your huckleberry.

I honestly wonder if this has ever actually been the case.

Nope. Definitely just you.

Honestly I think this is better on the whole. Not if you were going to get your loans forgiven - I get that - but for today and tomorrow’s borrowers, this policy will be a positive thing and will still help current debt holders, too.

Wait, the name of the spacecraft was basically the Luna Lander? That’s amazing.

Cool, but you know who isn’t getting a free lunch now? Those millionaires who worked so hard for that money. What have those kids done to earn theirs?

/s, to be clear. I wish these cool places to live (e.g, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Michigan) weren’t so fucking cold. Why can’t there be a nice liberal southern state?

“Many organizations that attempted to force a return to the office have had to retract or change their plans because of employee pushback, and now, they don’t look strong,” says Kacher, the president of Career/Life Alliance Services. “A lot of executives have egg on their faces and they’re sad about that.”

Well, boo fucking hoo for them.

My kids would be fine - they hate mushrooms (and most vegetables) right now. Me, on the other hand? I’d be dead.

I remember driving through Iowa and seeing vast fields of corn and learning that the majority of that corn was not even destined for human consumption. That kinda blew my mind.

On the plus side, we don’t need to buy hot tubs anymore, so we’ve got that going for us, which is nice.

I agree. Would I rather have no cancer? Absolutely. But if my body is going to crank up some cancer cells anyway, I’d rather have chronic (but managed) cancer and keep living than just cancer that will kill me.

Knew what it was before I even clicked on it. Well played, Madison420. Well played, indeed.

Alone is a great show. But I’ve got to tell you, while I watch and know I do not (currently) possess the skills to do what those folks do, there is a draw for me to want to do it. I mean I’m sure I’m over-romanticizing the thing to an extent, and - again - I know enough about me to know I can’t do it today, but there’s a distinct pull to want to.

Wonder why they made that decision?

More than 9% of the voting age population, or around 471,600 Tennesseans, can’t vote because of a felony conviction, according to a 2022 estimate by the Sentencing Project, a criminal justice non-profit. More than 21% of Black adults are disenfranchised.

Oh. Yeah. Now it all makes sense.

ThE cOuRt HaS a LiBrUl BiAs!!!1!1

The Alabama legislature, probably.

Well that’s some nightmare fuel.

I’m done with us, tbh. Who can blame them?

Skin cancer.

There’s always a bigger fish.